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someofficestuff:

Kelly: I am on the third day of my cleanse diet. All I have to do is drink maple syrup, lemon juice, cayenne pepper and water for all three meals. Um, I just bought some bikinis online, size 2. So … gonna look amaaaziiing.

someofficestuff:

Kelly: I am on the third day of my cleanse diet. All I have to do is drink maple syrup, lemon juice, cayenne pepper and water for all three meals. Um, I just bought some bikinis online, size 2. So … gonna look amaaaziiing.

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Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy.
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fghtffyrdmns:

Michael: Where is Andy?  Andy is never here today.

fghtffyrdmns:

Michael: Where is Andy?  Andy is never here today.

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